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How many times is this dude going to climb a pole to rescue a kitten and flash his naked arse before the author gets sick of this gag? WE GET IT, HE DOESN’T WEAR ANYTHING UNDER HIS KILT AND HIS ASS IS TIGHT, MOVE ON!
— Aug 28, 2023 10:13PM
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“Yes, the moaning and such. And one woman definitely told my younger brother he was choosing the wrong hole. She knew that there’s a proper hole and now I do, too. I like knowing things.”
Good grief 🤦🏼♀️.
— Sep 03, 2023 06:00PM
Good grief 🤦🏼♀️.
Kristina
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I need to turn my brain off to enjoy this silliness. Why is he always bare assed somehow?
— Sep 03, 2023 05:43PM
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Well gah-daym what's a girl got to do to witness this irl?
Yeah, but readers might not have gotten it the first 3 times. You gotta be sure to drive it home with a sledgehammer.
It was silly and fun the first time. Now I think the man needs to tuck his kilt into his sporran, sumo style, next time he climbs a pole. 🤭
P wrote: "Well gah-daym what's a girl got to do to witness this irl?"Maybe wait for the film version of this? Perhaps Netflix will pick it up.
Kristina wrote: "Maybe wait for the film version of this? Perhaps Netflix will pick it up."Kristi you know I meant I want a hot Scotsman with a tight ass to almost teabag me while climbing down a pole, Netflix can't possibly replicate that feeling 😢😢😢
P wrote: "Kristina wrote: "Maybe wait for the film version of this? Perhaps Netflix will pick it up."Kristi you know I meant I want a hot Scotsman with a tight ass to almost teabag me while climbing down a..."
True… I imagine… maybe they sell experiential tours in the highlands?
they exist in my dreams and they're all-inclusive😆😆
🤣 why is there no kilted emoji? I need one.
I'm laughing probably way too much at this 🤣
It’s pretty absurd so deserves a laugh.
