Lydia’s Reviews > Devil and the Deep > Status Update

"Feelin’ possessive and protective and damn near nuclear about the woman you love is natural. Not actin’ on all those feelings is what separates the men from the monsters." - Leo Anderson

Alex:“The only question is did he jump on you before you finished propositioning him, or did he behave like a gentleman and wait a whole two seconds after you’d finished the sentence?”
Maddy:“I…um…I take by your tone that between the two of us we’re battin’ five hundred?”
Alex:“Why is everyone using baseball jargon with me tonight? Do I look like a sports fan?”

Alex:“You like Rachel McAdams movies. Admit it. So which is your favorite? Most people are partial to The Notebook, but I like The Time Traveler’s Wife the best.”
Mason:“I don’t watch Rachel McAdams movies!”
Alex:“Well, why not?”
Mason:“Because I have these things!”
Alex:“What things?”
Mason:“They’re called a dick and balls.”