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"'It wasn't until I had my heart brutally crushed,' she said, 'that I was able to really tap into the emotional core of my songs. That's what made the difference.'
'Brutally crushed? The only thing I recall being brutally crushed was my nut sack.'"
LMFAO. BUT BLAKE, YOU TOTALLY DESERVED IT.
— Jul 02, 2015 11:04PM
'Brutally crushed? The only thing I recall being brutally crushed was my nut sack.'"
LMFAO. BUT BLAKE, YOU TOTALLY DESERVED IT.
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"'The Chamberlain men... are often slow to act,' Adelia continued with a weary sigh."
Me: NO KIDDING.
— Jul 02, 2015 10:40PM
Me: NO KIDDING.
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"'Size matters...' the recorded Ivy belted out. 'I said it didn't, I didn't mean it. I told you everything was fine, but size does matter.'"
I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT, EXCEPT YOU REALLY DRAG THEM. LMFAO.
— Jul 02, 2015 10:08PM
I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT, EXCEPT YOU REALLY DRAG THEM. LMFAO.
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Me: The blurb makes this sound VERY interesting.
Me: *reads the first line*
"'Is Blake Chamberlain the one with the tiny penis?'"
Me: OH GOD, I AM SOLD. I NEED TO SEE HOW THIS GOES.
— Jul 02, 2015 08:32PM
Me: *reads the first line*
"'Is Blake Chamberlain the one with the tiny penis?'"
Me: OH GOD, I AM SOLD. I NEED TO SEE HOW THIS GOES.

