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Garrison Kelly is on page 103 of 261

I may have been a little too hard on the ghostwriter for the "show don't tell" comment in my last update. The writing style is fine the way it is, in that regard. Maybe I'm just a paranoid reader? I don't know.

— Sep 13, 2023 01:08AM

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Garrison Kelly is on page 172 of 261

His mother dying of cancer, his subsequent alcoholism, and his inability to make the 3MB gimmick credible led to Drew's downward spiral and eventual WWE release. So what does he do? Reinvent himself on the British wrestling scene, that's what. Giving up ain't an option.

— Oct 12, 2023 07:38PM

Garrison Kelly is on page 132 of 261

There's a lot of catty shit that goes on backstage in WWE. Drew was getting the red carpet treatment and a bunch of older wrestlers were so jealous of him that they sabotaged his push with rumor-spreading. I'd expect that sort of thing in high school, but not in a work environment with mature adults.

— Oct 07, 2023 04:26PM

Garrison Kelly is on page 71 of 261

Like a lot of ghostwritten WWE memoirs, this one's got a lot of telling and not a lot of showing. Should I be forgiving this time around? I'm leaning towards a yes, but we'll see how things change as I keep reading.

— Sep 01, 2023 05:25PM

Garrison Kelly is on page 38 of 261

It sucks badly that Drew McIntyre's big Wrestlemania moment happened in an empty warehouse instead of an arena with a gazillion fans cheering him on. COVID-19 fucked everything up, for sure. I just hope his childhood interest in conspiracy theories didn't bleed over into the pandemic and all the conspiracies that came along with it. UFO's are one thing, but the virus was real.

— Aug 31, 2023 01:23AM