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DNF @ 25% because literally no one could pay me any amount of money worth listening to the ramblings of this very rich, very privileged man and his weird, unnecessary details - particularly about people’s genitals - that no one seems to have thought should be edited out. Also, if I hear the words ‘mummy,’ ‘my darling boy,’ or ‘pa’ ever again I think I’ll have a stroke.