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"Hey girl if you get with me you won't have IBS anymore" is basically what this guy just said oh my god.

I know this guy is horny but I'm on page 2 and in the middle of the page he literally goes "You sneeze, loudly, and I imagine how loud you are when you climax. 'God bless you!' I call out. You giggle and holler back, you horny girl, 'You too buddy.' I enjoyed the show (it was fun and camp) and I am. Interested to see where this goes.