steph smyth’s Reviews > Throttled > Status Update

shoutout to santiago for being the only sane character

ok i'm halfway through this........it's bad.

she's currently interviewing noah for her "vlog" and he has a boner the whole time OH BROTHER THIS GUY STIIIINNNKKS😭😭😭😭😭😭

okay i'm at the point in the edible where i start freaking out because the line "On my way to the bathroom, I slam into a firm body, confirming how running into people is becoming my specialty.” LITERALLY IS MAKING ME INSANE. is it just me or is this a stupid line?:&2'dkw like not only is the plot device of bumping into someone so lazy the execution is CRINGE🤣‼️

SOMEONE CALL THE SIBLINGS OR DATING INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨

okay folks ... the edible is kicking in ... i'm under a blanket .. i'm about to read this like a lunatic😏🫡

this is already going downhill so fast because the author describes characters looks in every scene like okay jesus christ i get it hes muscular and she's pretty i do not care this is getting too obtuse and you're losing the fucking plot. no one wants to read dialogue with a million descriptors in between BECAUSE IT MAKES THE PACE OF THE CONVO CHOPPY AS FUCK AND LOSES TENSION!!! U SUCK!!!