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Chrissy:“Are you going to do it?”
Alex:“Do what?”
Chrissy:“Tell him you love him?”
Alex:“Already did that the night the Iranians came. It just sort of slipped out.”
Chrissy:“That’s why I do Kegels.”
Alex:“Gross.”

Romeo:“You assholes look like shit on a stick, eh? Which means it must’ve been one hell of a good hunt.”
Mason:“If we look like shit on a stick it’s ’cause we feel like shit on a stick!”

Fazzle:“Stay out of trouble!”
Doc:“We try. But the damn stuff follows us.”

Alex:“It’s like licking honey from a thorn... Sweet and painful at the same time.”
Chrissy :“What is?”
Alex:“Being in love with a man you can’t have.”

"Revenge is equitable. But vengeance? Vengeance means killing the enemy no matter the cost." - Izad

Mason:“Why’d you put a pox on my penis?”
Alex:“Well… The first time was because you refused to use it on me. And the second time was because I found out you were using it on Donna.”

Alex:“You don’t think Wolf is gorgeous?”
Chrissy:“Oh, yes. He’s handsome as hell if you’re into that whole tall, dark, and dangerous thing.”
Alex:“I hate to be the one to tell you this, sis, but there’s not a woman on the planet who isn’t into that whole tall, dark, and dangerous thing.”

Romeo:“It’s weird...”
Wolf:“What’s weird?”
Romeo:“I always thought I’d die a SEAL. But in the shower just now, it occurred to me I might live to a ripe old age and die of some horrible wasting disease. The horror, man. Think I prefer a bullet, eh?”
Wolf:“I usually sing when I’m in the shower...”

Alex:“Is it just my imagination, or have you decided to pull the stick from your ass?”
Mason:“Maybe. So I can beat you with it.”