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When a book is being meta with a monster romance writer main character, but the author is such a terrible writer herself that you end up being stuck in a terrible book within a terrible book. Like bad smut Inception.
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— Oct 16, 2023 09:55PM
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Kristina
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What’s the point of monster smut if you aren’t even going to describe the peen? I am deducting an entire star for that.
— Oct 17, 2023 10:02AM
Kristina
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Gah. The dialogue in this is terrible. He just asked her if it was “finger fucking time“. 😱 🤮
— Oct 16, 2023 05:47PM
Kristina
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This chick keeps throwing herself at him. It’s embarrassing.
— Oct 16, 2023 05:39PM
Kristina
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Two pages in, and we have a cock twitch, ladies and gentlemen.
— Oct 16, 2023 04:46PM
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Oct 16, 2023 11:27PM
Oh Lordy Lord 🫣
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☠ but why am I low lowkey intrigued
Oh shit. This is a it's not me, it's you situation because too many books, too little time!
