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Alonso Quixano
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Functionally and structurally not even that bad, but when forced to dig through a characterless mass of technicalities (that don't even do a good descriptive job - what on earth is 'hair the colour of breadcrust'?!?), one tends to lose patience rather quickly...
— Oct 17, 2023 05:23AM
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Alonso Quixano
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"Unless, like T. S. Eliot's elusive cat Macavity, we weren't there, where they expected us to be[.]"
Why does this book plague me...
— Oct 29, 2023 03:56AM
Why does this book plague me...
Alonso Quixano
is on page 70 of 336
Look - you're writing about space. Space! This is Sci-Fi! The most exciting genre in all of human history, spanning vast potentialities and impossible ideas, and the best you come up with is "Clive Leighton, Associate Legal Analyst and sometime diver"? COME ON. Not only is that boring but I've WORKED with the guy! Here! On earth! In a corporate job!
Parody is an art and this is an airport gallery.
— Oct 17, 2023 05:28AM
Parody is an art and this is an airport gallery.
Alonso Quixano
is on page 70 of 336
Ironically, illustrating only what the Hitchhiker's Guide was meant to parody (though the Guide actually predates this particular specimen). In-between trashy 19th-century romance/adventure and a genre that can only be described as "emulating the smell of yellowed pages and broken backs".
— Oct 17, 2023 05:22AM
