Catherine’s Reviews > Cleopatra > Status Update

OH MY GOD IT JUST CLICKED OCTAVIAN YOU FUCKER

every time something battle-related is mentioned i just nod and go “just like in thrawn”

octavian would thrive as a tr*mpie

all men do is commit atrocities and lie

THAT herod????

roman politicians about cleopatra: IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOT

ptolemy xiv is the most side-character of auletes’ children. imagine trying to compete with cleopatra tryphaena (usurped her father), berenice (killed own sister and usurped the throne), thee cleopatra, arsinoe (betrayed cleopatra and defected), and ptolemy xiii (became king at eleven and tried to fight caeser)