Kristen’s Reviews > Stuck-Up Suit > Status Update

Not a fan of FMC… She found dudes phone, came up with excuses to keep it longer & went ALLLL through it. To return it she stormed the office, got on his intercom all bitchy. She got bent outta shape bc someone didn’t know how to spell her last name (which is fucking normal) & didn’t pronounce it correctly after hearing it ONCE. Due to this “terrible day,” she got a tongue piercing to make her better. 🙄