Dallas’s Reviews > Beauty and the Mustache > Status Update

Typical Penny Reid...awesome humor mixed in with witty dialogue and engaging, smart writing!
"Everyone knows that in real life, fictionally handsome men are vacuous vessels of Satan."
"Does he give you zings in your things?"
"I sputtered for a minute. Then I consulted the ceiling. It was silent on the matter and, strangely, didn't seem to share my outrage."