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I have beef with Magnolia for many reasons, but the main one is describing borscht as “disgusting and an absolute hazard”. UMMMMMM MISS MA’AM BORSCHT IS THE BEST THING IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD I GOT NO IDEA WTF UR TALKING ABOUT. Like idk about you but borscht is sooooo good. how DARE you call it a health hazard. It tastes so good, especially with mayonnaise. like gurl stfu