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"His fingers were long and the color of a well-cooked crisp biscuit; I seemed to feel them with my teeth and tongue."

"...it had brought his head so close to my hand that I only had to stretch my fingers-and there is was, the delightful heather spring of of the different hair tension tingling against one's digital nerves as no flaccid blond hair does."

OMG MARY, STAHP IT.