Nick Pageant’s Reviews > Hobbled > Status Update
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It's impossible to not picture Shia Labeouf in Disturbia while reading this. I'm okay with that.
— Jul 31, 2015 04:53PM
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Nick Pageant
is 89% done
It was lime. A coating of lime. She was being decomposed.
— Aug 02, 2015 03:18PM
Nick Pageant
is 12% done
This guy has two activities - spanking it and spying on his neighbors. It's like John Inman has combined my mother and me into one character.
— Aug 01, 2015 07:16AM

