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You gotta love Mallory’s family 😂
“My twelve year-old sister, who sleeps with a stuffed fox, just asked the world’s number one chess player if he came over to bang me. And he just replies, matter-of-fact, “It seems unlikely. And no, it’s not why I came.”
— Nov 07, 2023 07:35PM
“My twelve year-old sister, who sleeps with a stuffed fox, just asked the world’s number one chess player if he came over to bang me. And he just replies, matter-of-fact, “It seems unlikely. And no, it’s not why I came.”
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Oz is making me exhale through my nose a lot I had a belly laugh at this
“First tournament, and you get to the finals. Damn child prodigies.” Oz mumbles.
“I’m eighteen.”
“You are a chess child. An infant. I could shove my nipple in your mouth and you wouldn’t be able to latch on to it.”
Defne’s eyebrows lift, “I didn’t know you lactated, Oz.”
— Nov 07, 2023 06:51PM
“First tournament, and you get to the finals. Damn child prodigies.” Oz mumbles.
“I’m eighteen.”
“You are a chess child. An infant. I could shove my nipple in your mouth and you wouldn’t be able to latch on to it.”
Defne’s eyebrows lift, “I didn’t know you lactated, Oz.”
