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DNF page 400

BRO DOES NOT SHUT UP
BELLA SAYS ONE THING AND BAM
FIVE PARAGRAPHS OF INNER MONOLOGUE
SHUT UP EDWARD GOD

this is why jasper is my favorite.

"She didn’t catch me, even the time that she got up and stalked to the
bathroom for a glass of water. She moved angrily, perhaps frustrated that
sleep still evaded her."

WEIRD RED FLAG NOPE NADA NUH UH

"Curiosity flared, overpowering self-disgust. So long I’d tried to hear her
and failed. The lure of those unprotected, unconsciously spoken thoughts was
impossibly tempting.
What were human rules to me, after all? How many did I ignore on a daily
basis?"

Ewwwwww I did not want to hear him defend himself

I'm gonna try and read this side by side- unable to read it alone because of how insufferable Edward's thoughts are but maybe if I read both at once...