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After reading enough of these *for science* I’ve discovered that the initial human reaction upon seeing a disgusting, yet muscular, monster is to:
1. Check out its junk &
2. Jump on that junk and get to banging.
— Nov 30, 2023 08:25PM
1. Check out its junk &
2. Jump on that junk and get to banging.
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Ok two things:
1. Look at this GD masterpiece of a cover, I want to hang it on my wall.
2. The author’s name… 💀
— Nov 30, 2023 07:38PM
1. Look at this GD masterpiece of a cover, I want to hang it on my wall.
2. The author’s name… 💀
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Ba dum tsh 🥁🥁🥁
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It’s the sophisticated, high-brow humour that gets me every time.
I remember seeing a pinball machine themed after creature from the black lagoon and thought it was a romance.. does this give the vibes I hoped that movie would be?
If those vibes were weird and horny, then yes.
I'm sold. Hell I'd buy a physical just for that cover.
The cover is so good. The book itself is total camp and trolling the idea of monster smut.
Oh thats fine too I don't mind camp humor of an already weird genre. Its already in my Christmas wishlist.
lol. Well I hope you enjoy it. If anything it’s something to put on your coffee table when grandma and grandpa come visit.
Can you tell me what gils means? I googled but there are many different definitions and i am not sure whoch one is it
The slits at the side of a fish or underwater creatures head that they use to breathe.
Gills. Sorry I didn’t catch the missing L on the update.
I had many different theories about what it was but that was something i just rejected lolol
He makes use of the gills in one underwater scene.
Ouuu interestiiing!! One of the definitions i found was: a unit of liquid capacity equal to four fluid ounces so i thought.. ok let's leave it here
Yikes. Ya. No.. 🤔 or maybeeeee
I really like Darla Jean for an FMC name, especially with this kind of humor and absurdity
lol, yes it made me laugh for sure. Very fitting.
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