Status Update

Steve is 27% done

Jewel's mom is also just ok

— Dec 08, 2023 02:30PM

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Steve’s Previous Updates

Steve is 55% done

Jewel threatens a local coffee shop owner

— Dec 26, 2023 10:26PM

Steve is 50% done

Jewel becomes agoraphobic and lives in her car

— Dec 25, 2023 01:24PM

Steve is 45% done

Jewel is propositioned several times

— Dec 24, 2023 06:51PM

Steve is 40% done

Jewel graduated! And then she heard a mule scream

— Dec 24, 2023 03:35PM

Steve is 35% done

Jewel writes a song from only chord progression she knows and chooses her favorites of 30 candidate verses

— Dec 16, 2023 08:01PM

Steve is 30% done

Jewel went to college because of that motel six guy

— Dec 08, 2023 09:38PM

Steve is 24% done

Jewel moved to Hawaii!

Alt text: jewel is an edgelord

— Nov 25, 2023 07:23PM

Steve is 22% done

— Nov 25, 2023 08:31AM

Steve is 21% done

Jewel experiences puberty

— Nov 24, 2023 02:33PM

Steve is 20% done

Jewel's dad did a just ok job

— Nov 24, 2023 02:16PM

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