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No matter how many of these alien encounters books I read, I am still genuinely shocked by how fast these fmcs are dtf a gigantic strange dude with red eyes and horns and a dick that will rearrange their insides.
— Dec 09, 2023 12:43PM
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I’m glad she keeps reminding me she was in the airforce, I mean if I don’t get reminded of something every few pages I will forget because readers are stupid like that. 🔨 Here you go author, that’s to help you get your point across.
— Dec 09, 2023 07:15PM
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Dec 09, 2023 12:56PM
Animal magnetism? True love? Destiny? Nah…just the magic of porn.
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It’s totally just the author getting to the dong reveal as quickly as possible. Bow chicka wowow Honestly, I appreciate it because I don’t want to beat around the bush *pun intended*
if i got abducted one day i’ll be so quick to accept my fated mate
lol. He fell in her chimney and she’s all happy to bring him in the house within minutes.
i read one that she saw santa putting gifts under her tree and guess what? she was so quick to get in bed with him🫣
Hehehe well they only have so many pages to work with for these lol.
