Manda’s Reviews > All I Want for Christmas Is Utahraptor > Status Update

I'm not one to publicly log the weird smut I read, but this is probably the only Christmas book I'm reading this year and the trigger warnings include: management consulting, private equity, dysfunctional families, food trucks, casseroles, imagined alligators, water treatment plants, dictation software, and Etsy, among others. So, I'd be remiss if I didn't share my amusement already.