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“Listen, I wanted to have a manly talk with you, man to man, as men,” he explains heartily.

“Only, it looks like there’s one… field on your farm that you haven’t… ploughed, so to speak, if you see what I mean.” Having vomited up the laboured innuendo, he makes a grotesque show of waggling his eyebrows.

“Weldon,” I tell him reasonably, “get in the sea.”

…one thing that spins like a weathervane when you change causality is entertainment, and if you have a deft hand you can collect all the really good versions of things, like the final series of Lost where all the loose ends actually got tied up, or that peculiarly tangled timeline where William Shakespeare, Helen Mirren and Orson Welles got together to make a Transformers movie.