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um 😭
“My dick hates me. When I climb off the bed and zip up my erection with a wince, I’m pretty sure he adds “new owner” to his Christmas list.”

right let’s try this again 😭

is this a christmas book? yes. did i forget to finish this before christmas and this is the first time i’m reading it since before xmas? yes. am i gonna continue it despite it being january? yes.