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“…Sorry, but it was me who spilled the laundry detergent. I know it’s inappropriate to poke around someone’s laundry room during a holiday party by my former lawyer/ex-husband was coming around the corner and I didn’t expect to run into him here. And while I was in there, working up the confidence to engage with him, I noticed this really interesting looking bottle-a type of detergent I’ve never seen…