Valen’s Reviews > Howl’s Moving Castle > Status Update

I love Sophie

I can believe she ends up marrying this guy. Ugh

Lo odio. He's a little bitch

Dear god, Sophie really doesn’t give a flying duck

Now that we know Wales is canon in this universe, I would like to see Sophie break her curse in a pair of beat-up Converse

This book would be so much better if Howl wasn't in it

With every page I hate his twinkie ass more

Am I supposed to be rooting for this musty dusty Twink?

What do you mean that big ass fucking castle is the size of a ranch inside? Well, that's disappointing

The fuck you mean that’s Martha?