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“And . . . I was just thinking . . . what they say about guys with big hands is definitely . . . true.” I’ve heard similar compliments before. What can I say? When God was passing out dick, he gave me extra.

Riley, boys your age . . . are really not worth your time. They’re selfish and stupid. It’s not their fault; they’re just programmed that way—but they’re still a lost cause. I think you should stay away from all of them until you’re at least . . . twenty-five. Or . . . have you considered being a lesbian?”