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Fingers crossed my next read will not contain:
A Whispering heroine. Unless you are telling a secret, or genuinely whispering, speak up, I can't hear you.
A hero that f*ucks her raw, sinks between her thighs/wet heat. *eyerolls*
A heroe that roars. Just what is the matter with you? Learn to express yourself.
A plot twist for the sake of one. Just no.