Andrea Sanchez’s Reviews > The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes > Status Update

- I’m reminded SO often that he’s a teenage boy
- “one and NOW only true love”???????
Confirmed Coriolanus is Gay with Internalized Homophobia
- the book could’ve also been split in 2; parts 1 & 2 were so detailed day by day, and then the ending in Part 3 feels so rushed…but maybe because the intensity of the events picks up so it feels quicker

- why is Snow such a hater
- he literally hates everything the Covey are like “We should kill them all”?????
- we stan Maude Ivory in this house

- my boy is LOST IN THE SAUCE
- he lowkey kinda crazy huh?
- Maude Ivory STANDS ON HER BUSINESS
- I was LITERALLY gonna say that I like Sejanus so much more now bc he lowkey kinda funny and so nice. BUT WHY HE GOTTA BE STUPID AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY

- there’s so many absolute GAG moments
- I’m beginning to think Coriolanus’ hate on Sejanus is really like homophobia in an attempt to cover up him being in love
- he’s SO mentally ill
- Lucy Gray really was THAT GIRL

- if one more person calls Sejanus his best friend he’s gonna end it all
- right now is NOT THE TIME TO BE SUICIDAL SEJANUS

- okay…..that was cute. Like just ignore everything before & after
- WE GET IT YOU’RE A VIRGIN
- Mr. Slut?????

- headaches since childhood confirm OCD
- Sejanus is so in love (also lowkey such potential to be a baddie just needs more emotional regulation)
- entering his club era??
- she couldn’t have told him she was changing the song backstage?? Like I would be mad too
- him immediately having to compulsively insult every single person within his line of sight after the song
- okay we get it you’re a virgin

- NPD, OCD, PTSD
- hates everyone, himself slightly less
- needs to get beat up at least once
- TO BE FAIR, he’s brain starved so not entirely his fault