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"But we'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
"Cross. The saying is 'cross that bridge when we come to it'."

Vivienne.
Many things went through his head when he saw that she was asking him to meet her near midnight, giving him just an address, and only 80 percent were filthy.
Clearly, he was growing as a human being.

He blew out a breath, scrubbing a hand over his hair. It flopped perfectly back into place, absolutely doing The Thing, and Vivi groaned inwardly. It really wasn't fair. All the bad parts of the curse, and none of the silly bits? What kind of trade-odd was that?

For one, I am in town for altruistic purposes that benefit you and your family. Two, when you were on top of me, I did not make a single pervy reference to other times we'd found ourselves in that position."
"Except that you're doing that now, but continue."
"And three... Actually, number three was going to be a pervy reference to our past, so probably best you leave me here to die."

Had he always found polka dots so instantly and insanely erotic?
Wasn't really a thing he'd considered before, and it was possible he'd hit his head somewhere in his fall, but there was nothing for it now. Polka dots had replaced black lace and red satin in any sexual fantasy he might have for the rest of his life.

"Goddess, we beseech you that this man shall never again darken Vivi's door or her vagina."
"Goddess, we beseech you to make him the sort of a man who will forever think the clitoris is exactly one-third of an inch away from where it actually is."
"Diabolical Vivi. Truly dark magic."
"You broke my heart, Rhys Penhallow. And we curse you. You and your whole stupid, hot line."

Never mix vodka and witchcraft.

Great first line! Already love the book.