Just Another Final Girl Review (Brittany) Levely-Connolly’s Reviews > The First Five Minutes of the Apocalypse > Status Update

“Just one more orgasm ruined by the ineptitude, the arrogance, the audacity of men. One more in a long line of disappointments.”
-Rae Knowles

From ‘Eyes open, knees apart for the end of the world”

Funniest beginning of an apocalypse that I’ve ever read- starts w “Sarah was about to come when the apocalypse started.” As first sentence

Feminist
Sex-positive

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Female orgasm
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