TheRealNerdyPickle’s Reviews > Alfred of Wessex, Book One: Inheritance > Status Update

Fun fact: 11 year olds aren’t supposed to be kings

Last time I checked, temptations about women don’t cause crohns disease, but that’s none of my business *tea sip*

Fun fact: If you’re taking mass in your tent during a battle so God will grant you the battle, you’ll probably lose because you’re taking mass while the vikings are slaughtering your people

NO NO WHY IS HE DEAD

ALFRED ISNT PERFECT STOP THINKING HES THE LORD JESUS CHRIST

Crohn’s disease😆

Bomb