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Lucie V.
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I slide into the seat across from Orin. “Hey! I brought my leech with me; I hope you don’t mind.”
Orin raises an eyebrow. “Finny, you really need to work on your flirting. They’re called pet names, not degrading names.”
“Oh…” I look over at Marcus. “He does like it when I call him McFangyface.”
“Good, then I’ll call him that too,” Orin says.
— Jan 19, 2024 05:31AM
Orin raises an eyebrow. “Finny, you really need to work on your flirting. They’re called pet names, not degrading names.”
“Oh…” I look over at Marcus. “He does like it when I call him McFangyface.”
“Good, then I’ll call him that too,” Orin says.
Lucie V.
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“I don’t know how to dance!” he cries, but he’s laughing so hard that it’s apparent he really doesn’t care. “Let’s do like a cha-cha to the door!”
And then he starts doing the Macarena.
— Jan 18, 2024 09:04AM
And then he starts doing the Macarena.
Lucie V.
is 73% done
“Is he hot?” Finn asks.
“That’s enough distractions!” Orin interrupts.
Aria lifts a hand to stop Orin. “Hold up, I also want to know the answer to this question. Is he single?”
I look over at her. She’s as crazy as her brother. “What part of him trying to murder me don’t you understand?”
She shrugs. “If he’s hot then he definitely tripped. If he’s not then yeah, probably fratricide.”
— Feb 09, 2022 02:47PM
“That’s enough distractions!” Orin interrupts.
Aria lifts a hand to stop Orin. “Hold up, I also want to know the answer to this question. Is he single?”
I look over at her. She’s as crazy as her brother. “What part of him trying to murder me don’t you understand?”
She shrugs. “If he’s hot then he definitely tripped. If he’s not then yeah, probably fratricide.”
Lucie V.
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“I have a sibling,” I say.
Finn looks at me in shock. “Wait, what?”
I think back fondly on my brother. “Last time I saw him, he tried cutting my head off.”
“Hold on, what?”
“He says it was an accident, but I just… you know, when someone comes at you and kind of jabs you in the throat, you have a hard time believing it was accidental. He said he tripped… with his machete in his hand while aimed at my throat.”
— Feb 09, 2022 02:46PM
Finn looks at me in shock. “Wait, what?”
I think back fondly on my brother. “Last time I saw him, he tried cutting my head off.”
“Hold on, what?”
“He says it was an accident, but I just… you know, when someone comes at you and kind of jabs you in the throat, you have a hard time believing it was accidental. He said he tripped… with his machete in his hand while aimed at my throat.”
