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"...We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and anyone who will stand in our path. An attack on my family will not go unpunished."
Damn.
— Sep 25, 2015 01:56PM
Damn.
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When unsure of the stranger's intentions, the best policy is to open a meaningful dialogue. "Hey, dickhead! Who taught you to shoot, Louis Braille? That arrow missed me by a mile."
Kate, you are awesome.
— Feb 09, 2018 12:51PM
Kate, you are awesome.
Angela
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"What the hell back at you. Where have you been? Did you forget how to use the phone?"
Andrea crossed her arms. "I wrote you a letter!"
"You wrote me a note that made my hair stand on end."
I love Kate.
— Feb 08, 2018 12:24PM
Andrea crossed her arms. "I wrote you a letter!"
"You wrote me a note that made my hair stand on end."
I love Kate.
Angela
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"Before we go any further, we require a show of good faith."
"Or?"
"Or this meeting is over. We will consider your actions to be a declaration of war...We will abide by the agreements of peaceful assembly," Curran said. "You're free to leave. Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children, and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground..."
— Sep 25, 2015 01:56PM
"Or?"
"Or this meeting is over. We will consider your actions to be a declaration of war...We will abide by the agreements of peaceful assembly," Curran said. "You're free to leave. Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children, and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground..."
Angela
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...'This is bigger than any of us! It goes all the way to the top!'"
*snickers*
— Sep 24, 2015 03:32PM
*snickers*
Angela
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"It could literally be anyone." [She] waved her hands around. "Anyone."
"Not anyone," I said. "I'm not one, you're not one, neither is Derek. I'm reasonably sure we can exclude Curran and the kid as well."
Andrea stared at me. "You're not taking me seriously!"
"That's probably because you're not excited enough," Derek said. "You should clench your fists like they do in the movies, shake them, and yell...
— Sep 24, 2015 03:31PM
"Not anyone," I said. "I'm not one, you're not one, neither is Derek. I'm reasonably sure we can exclude Curran and the kid as well."
Andrea stared at me. "You're not taking me seriously!"
"That's probably because you're not excited enough," Derek said. "You should clench your fists like they do in the movies, shake them, and yell...
