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So far I'm learning that being a drug mule is no big because a) you won't go to prison for very long, and b) it's not so bad because everyone is super nice and just give you things. Forget the elderly nun who is in jail for being a nonviolent protestor, I'm going to read more about Piper and her apparent year-long slumber party. BTW SHE'S NOT EVEN WEARING ORANGE