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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," he told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

This is still funny after all this time 😂

I can't decide if I want to punch Dudley in his face or just kill him, is it just me?

"To Harry Potter -- the boy who lived!" 😍

Lo que sucedió en las mazmorras entre tú y el profesor Quirrell es completamente secreto, así que, naturalmente, todo el colegio lo sabe.

Just in case...

"Hay algunas cosas que uno no puede compartir sin terminar unido, y derrumbar a un trol de tres metros y medio era una de esas cosas."