Elithanathile’s Reviews > Slow Burn > Status Update

// I want to give Zach THEE biggest hug!!!!!! Brody, you better fucking GROVEL!!!!!!

// Good for you, Zack, fight back <333333333!!!!

// Zack, he needs to come to YOU, because YOU deserve it, sweetheart <33333333!!!!!!

// Nobody else better get the fucking credit >:-o!!!!!

// THIS makes me angry!!! People are not entitled to a great tip because you feel bad for JUSTLY AND RIGHTFULLY putting the nosey fucking waitress in her place!!!! She doesn't deserve a tip AT ALL and you don't need to give her one or think you're a jackass because you told her to butt out and mind her own business!!!! SHE was in the wrong, NOT you, Brody!!!!!

// I don't trust the police captain >:-o!!!!

// Absolutely ADORING this book <33333333333!!!!

// If only more authors wrote MM books and absurdly scorching MM sex scenes like this author masterfully and exquisitely does!!!!!!! Sheer perfection!!!

// No, Brody, he wasn't the greatest man [father] because before his death, throughout your life, he made you feel like shit about your TRUE self!!! He was a homophobic piece of garbage and he didn't deserve a truly wonderful son like you!!!!!!! Moreover, you deserved a way better and completely different father than him!!!!

// Because you still stupidly think of him as your "father" when he is absolutely NOTHING of the sort!!!! Just because you share DNA doesn't make him ANYTHING to you!!! STOP holding on to something toxic just because you have this misplaced familial consideration for him ... he is GARBAGE!!! ERASE HIM FROM YOUR LIFE FOREVER, PERMANENTLY, BECAUSE HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN IT IN ANY CAPACITY WHATSOEVER!!!