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I'm just...blah blah blah. Wow. I bet you an ebook that I know who is behind the attack. I bet another ebook that I'm probably not going to care.

So. Fucking. Creepy.

"I love a man in a white t-shirt Bradley, but it is going to have to go as well."
...
"Your muscles never cease to amaze and arouse me." Caleb smiled as he ran his fingertips across my chest.
...
"Not so fast Mr. Zelder"..."now you may lie on your stomach on the bed."

*shudder shiver shudder*

You know what is creeping me out? Iggy's voice for Caleb. It's like it was modeled after Hal from 2001. I keep waiting to hear, "I can't do that, Bradley."
*shudder*

Sometimes the dialogue in this is just too much.

"But I owe you honesty as you've just given me your truth...

"I too sense that love is blooming right here and right now."

*eye roll*

Oh, okay. False alarm. It's not fade to black. Whew! I would have given up if that had been the case. Haha

Wait. Is it fade to black sex? What? No...wait...what? Wait...is it?

You know what I think it is? The story, so far, has been entirely Brad's POV. And he's really unlikable to me.

God, Bradley is an asshole idiot dickhead.

Hey, Brad that you are self aware you are a selfish lame asshole doesn't make this easier to listen to. Even Iggy Toma is not making the a pleasure. What a fucking dick.