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Gerhard
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'Your children, ladies and gentlemen. Your families.' Removing his giant specs, he pinched the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger in a futile attempt to contain his emotions.
'Giving Meryl a run for her money,' Bill muttered, again with no reaction from Liam.
— Feb 11, 2024 10:32AM
'Giving Meryl a run for her money,' Bill muttered, again with no reaction from Liam.
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Gerhard
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He liked kids well enough but not enough to want to own one. For Bill, they were more along the lines of puppies or kittens. Cute, endearing, and someone else’s responsibility.
— Feb 11, 2024 10:56AM
Gerhard
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“Pierre and Bill and Liam and Danny,” he said to the empty basement. “If three’s a crowd, what’s four?”
— Feb 10, 2024 12:19PM
Gerhard
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“It’s the new me!” Bill roared back. “Get used to it! I’m going to make Nurse Ratched look like Florence fucking Nightingale!”
— Feb 10, 2024 11:12AM
Gerhard
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“My crazy math teacher,” he murmured.
“I told you,” Liam quipped. “We go where no man has gone before.”
Feeling his butt, Bill cocked a crooked grin. “So was that Captain Kirk up my ass?”
“Uh uh. Spock,” he replied with a smile. “I’m a nerd, remember?”
— Feb 10, 2024 10:45AM
“I told you,” Liam quipped. “We go where no man has gone before.”
Feeling his butt, Bill cocked a crooked grin. “So was that Captain Kirk up my ass?”
“Uh uh. Spock,” he replied with a smile. “I’m a nerd, remember?”
Gerhard
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“Of course! I read all my books. I am slow but I read them all. Not like those electric books that tell you how many minutes is left in a chapter. How can they know?”
— Jan 28, 2024 01:27PM
Gerhard
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“Of course! I read all my books. I am slow but I read them all. Not like those electric books that tell you how many minutes is left in a chapter. How can they know?”
— Jan 26, 2024 04:38PM
Gerhard
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“You speak French?” he asked dreamily.
OMG. You know a book is good when you say, 'fuck you, research proposal', curl up on a couch with a glass of wine. And miss your deadline.
— Jan 26, 2024 04:16PM
OMG. You know a book is good when you say, 'fuck you, research proposal', curl up on a couch with a glass of wine. And miss your deadline.
Gerhard
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He closed one eye in an exaggerated wink. “Apple pie,” he said lasciviously, making it sound like something he’d bought on the dark web.
— Jan 26, 2024 02:21PM
Gerhard
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“Oh, Bill!” Liam exclaimed. “You’ve never been to a math teachers’ convention! We’re all crazy! Mathematics has no limits! It goes anywhere! And so do we.”
— Jan 26, 2024 01:49PM
