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Val. is 78% done

"You drive like a grandpa. No, you drive like a turtle. A grandpa turtle. A grandpa turtle with a bum hip."

HAHAHAHA! Gabe is the entertainment in this book!

— Oct 21, 2015 11:39AM

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Val. is 95% done

Aww..didn't see that coming!

— Oct 22, 2015 07:39AM

Val. is 88% done

"He'd tell us how things used to be before we messed it all up. He said women were the glue that held our society together. When they disappeared, men got desperate. Then mean. Now we are just a bunch of toddlers who need mothers, but there aren't any left."

"Men don't need mothers, they need wives. They need something to think about other than stupid puzzle games and beating the loser to death."

— Oct 21, 2015 01:41PM