Sarah’s Reviews > The Monster Keeps Me Safe > Status Update

It's so sweet how much Shannon loves his job and wants to share his enthusiasm with Elodie 🥹🤭 #CoupleGoals

WHY HAVE I BEEN READING MEDIOCRE ROMANCE MY ENTIRE LIFE WHEN BOOKS LIKE THIS EXIST???

"I can't believe you put a tracking device in my shoes."
"Be glad I didn't insert a chip under your skin. I'm still considering it.
🤡💘🤡💘🤡

ME THIS ENTIRE BOOK: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Excuse me while I buy this book in print 😵

"You're no better than Trevor." In fact, Shannon was probably worse.
"In general, you're right, but where you're concerned..." He took a step back and released a heavy sigh. "You might still be right."
🖤😇🪦❤️‍🔥👼🏼🥺♾️

Not even halfway through the book and this girl has seen some stuff.

While I processed these thoughts and tried not to think about what was about to happen, the stranger was ripped off me. A second later, a guy in a gorilla mask had him by the throat against the wall. "Did she look like someone here for you to play with?" Shannon shouted.
"N-no."
"She's off-limits!"
🥺🥺Shan

El is a very convenient captive.

I don't fully know what's going on yet, but this book feels like if you set a dark romance in Minecraft and I'm here for it.