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WHY ARE WE LAUNCHING NUCLEAR MISSILES NOW

why have we taken a turn into the vaguely erotic as the evil overlord tests the submissiveness of his new ally by sinking his claws into his chest like...

oh no the evil fantasy guys have discovered computers

“I think Asp needs to get over his blue light bulb fetish,” said Kat. “That’s my color."

“This is bad,” he said. “Really, really bad.”
“Lord Felheart, you have many gifts,” Grimwarden said. “But eloquence is not among them.”

man dont you just HATE when you go to a football game and end up kidnapped and enslaved by guys riding giant spiders

you did NOT just make the evil guy a fan of darwin and say evolution is dark arts im crying YOU DID NOT