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He sighed. "I need a gesture."
Leah grinned. "A romantic gesture?"
Zach smiled quietly back. "Yeah!"
Jenn rolled her eyes. "I would be more impressed if you showed up at his place with a condom and said, 'I'm sick of this shit with the elevators already.'"
Leah shook her head. "No. Jenn, hon, he wants something that lasts longer than it takes for the jizz to cool."
— Oct 24, 2015 06:36AM
He sighed. "I need a gesture."
Leah grinned. "A romantic gesture?"
Zach smiled quietly back. "Yeah!"
Jenn rolled her eyes. "I would be more impressed if you showed up at his place with a condom and said, 'I'm sick of this shit with the elevators already.'"
Leah shook her head. "No. Jenn, hon, he wants something that lasts longer than it takes for the jizz to cool."
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When your father's a Republican and you come out during one of his parties saying, "I can't wait for your campaign to clear so I can get laid!"
Best coming-out speech!
— Oct 24, 2015 06:11AM
Best coming-out speech!
