Frank’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

Business is picking up, but some chapters make me feel like a version of the Milhouse meme where he says, “when are we going to get to the revenge?”

“I’m going to burn this letter, don’t tell anyone it exists, and if anyone comes asking about it, remember you saw nothing.” “Sure thing, Mr. Prosecutor, what a swell guy!” Edmond Dantes at the start of this is a golden retriever with one and a half brain cells in human form.