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“You ready to pound cake?”

No sir, you didn’t just say that . ✋🏻

This is 90% dick puns.

I’m mad my highlights aren’t showing up because they are epic.

I can’t tell if his ‘candle’ is still lit during all of this. I guess she blew it out earlier to make her wish.

She refers to his dick as his candlehood.

He calls her boobs her milkers…please send help.

This might be the very first ‘Is It Cake?’ erotic fan fiction.

Remember when I said weird erotica broke me? Can it also fix me? Let’s find out.