Status Update

Alaina is 70% done

I mean, sure, you almost died, but let's have sex.

— Mar 04, 2024 12:15PM

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Alaina’s Previous Updates

Alaina is finished

Oh, I have a feeling she's going to be okay with not going back to Earth.

— Mar 04, 2024 12:45PM

Alaina is 87% done

Oh, they do fight dirty.

— Mar 04, 2024 12:40PM

Alaina is 50% done

That's a horrible deal, buddy.

— Mar 04, 2024 11:53AM

Alaina is 38% done

Cocky prince. Go win the fight.

— Mar 04, 2024 10:47AM

Alaina is 26% done

TWO HUNDRED YEARS TO TRAVEL BACK TO EARTH? OHHELLNAH

— Mar 04, 2024 10:35AM

Alaina is 6% done

I'm sorry, but one-minute showers?!?!

— Mar 04, 2024 07:45AM

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