mikaela (spinebreaker)’s Reviews > The Dance of Desire > Status Update

i KNOW this is picky but i don't think they have blue jays in france, do they? bummer for french people but also. come on. you could pick literally any other bird.

so...he's batman

the duel arrangements are leaving much to be desired

i mean. i think it's still murder

extremely not into this ow drama

i thought they were way farther out in the woods than this

these poor kids are so confused (as am I lol)

she needs to stop referencing tristan and isolde because i'm still not over AHS and that's NOT HELPING

i'm annoyed that he's being so mean about this. he didn't have to offer to marry her on the fly especially since his OTHER GIRLFRIEND was sitting right there

omg he left broken-hearted and came back (in the words of kesha) HOT AND DANGEROUS?!??? the best kind