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“He couldn’t relate. Suddenly, the boy allowed a grin to discreetly crease the side of his mouth. It was the first time he’d smiled in months.” WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES.

““You lie,” Harold said, showing off his increase in vocabulary.” Giving Aristotle a god damn run for his money.

“A massive hand suddenly ripped through the venting in the confessional” and I’m slamming my head against a brick wall

Why is everyone who’s not the main character like this.

“His aged cock began to harden as soon” can we wrap this shit up

“Well, I don’t know if you remember or not, Detective, but the devil was an angel too” shut the fuck up

There’s no fucking shot Harold is stronger than Daniel what the fuck

I’m as tired as Daniel is

“My fingerprints shouldn’t be an issue, they weren’t on file with the police” Vera you were brutally assaulted and in the hospital during the last book. I’m sure you went to the police and I’m sure they took your dna. They don’t necessarily need your fingerprints specifically.

Vera your son isn’t worth all this I’m gonna be honest