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"The kid was a smart-ass. Of all the wide variety of asses - feminine and soft, male and hard, open and begging, reluctant and tight, Whiskey's most favorite, very bestest type of ass was this type right here. The snark-at-the-world smart-ass."

— Aug 30, 2011 11:41PM

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"Yeah, okay. I'll go shower first. Do you think Fly Bait has any hair gel? My hair curls like a yeti's pubes in this humidity - I'm starting to figure out why product was invented!" LMAO! I really love Patrick.

— Aug 31, 2011 09:48PM

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Aww, Whiskey thinks of Patrick as his little bunny because he's always hopping from one thing to another...and because he "bunny-nibbles" ;) Patrick is so adorable!!

— Aug 31, 2011 05:12PM

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"I thought it was childish and immature." Whiskey's dark eyes narrowed and moved sideways to the thinking-things-through place. "Well, only in the way that comes with two testicles and a dumbstick." LMAO

— Aug 31, 2011 09:53AM