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“Recipe 3: A Rich (Bastard) Stew
 
Method: First, catch yourself a rich bastard. Invite him to an elitist club where he is told that his “need” for meat will now be filled by consuming impoverished citizens, and once you have his trust and have taken several months’ worth of his money, butcher his corpse to feed the other bastards.
Let them eat themselves to death."

“ Can you tell me you’re a good person, sir, or that this is any worse than the fate you’d have given to another human being?”

“Besides, any minute now and the sedatives in that wine should kick in. These are your last moments, sir, and I suggest you spend them with dignity. It’s a better death than we ever gave cows, and it’s certainly no worse than whatever death you’d have given to your hypothetical victim.”

“We may be peasants in comparison, but enough peasants can slay a dragon.”

“The money we charge is nothing to your kind, mere pocket change, but it’s everything to us. It will pay for vegetables and honest foods to feed my children. My children, sir, who will grow up in a world that you ruined, unable to eat properly ever again because bastards like yourself have hoarded all the meat and embargoed all the grain and raised all the prices. ”

“This is what we do, sir, and the entire reason the club was formed. We catch reprehensible pigs like yourself and take you one by one by one to slaughter. We cook and feed the rich to the rich.”

one can only dream

“Such a quaint look of confusion! Such an endearing stutter! Sir has a flair for the dramatic, I do think.
Let me spell it out unequivocally. You are here to be butchered, you scum, parasite, money pig, bank grubber, greedy bastard landlord, and useless pen pusher. For the first time in your worthless life, you’ll serve a higher purpose.”

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VREAU MY ATTENTION SPAN INAPOI SA POT CITI CARTI INTREGI NU NUMAI POVESTI SCURTUTE